I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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