"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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