as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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