i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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