no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my vag is so smooth its legendary
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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