Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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