she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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