mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
