Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
porn star boner night. come get it.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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