I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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