she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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