You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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