We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize