im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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