Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Never underestimate the power of titties
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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