my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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