My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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