my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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