Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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