pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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