did you get engaged???
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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