If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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