i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
she peed on how many people?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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