She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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