i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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