"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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