just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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