with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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