he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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