did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just forgot I was standing up.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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