I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I think my vagina is haunted
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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