awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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