Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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