absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize