How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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