Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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