When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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