Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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