That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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