scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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