I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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