Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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