never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
false alarm, still single
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
