Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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