nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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