so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
It was confusing and full of hummus
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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