he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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