when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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