Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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