Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
