i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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