so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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