Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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