Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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