Small penises have feelings too.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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