Pappa wants mamma naked
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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