is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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